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Amusing Quote Collection


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Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.
 

 

If your life is rusty... Your bible is dusty!
 

 

From a Southwest Airlines employee: There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft. . .
 

 

Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.